✎ rent a car, the friendly way
Cars you can actually afford, drawn by hand.
Eight honest cars, four desks in Portugal, and a price list written in pen. Free cancellation until the morning of pick-up.
✓ No credit-card deposit ✓ 250 km/day included ✓ Second driver free
“Sunny Squiggle” — €95/day, roof optional
How it works
Three steps. We timed it with a kitchen clock.
1.
Pick a car
Eight cars, one page, prices written in plain handwriting. No "from €7*" nonsense.
2.
Scribble your dates
Choose a desk, a pick-up day and a drop-off day. Takes about forty seconds.
3.
Drive off
Show up, sign once, keys in hand. Fuel policy: same in, same out. That is it.
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What's included, every time
- Insurance with a €0 excess if you tick the box
- 250 km a day, unlimited over 7 days
- Second driver, child seat and roof rails at no charge
- 24h roadside help — one number, a human answers
- Cancel free until 08:00 on pick-up day
Where to find us
- Lisbon — Airport T1
- Lisbon — Cais do Sodré
- Porto — Campanhã
- Faro — Marina
Desks open 07:00–23:00. Late flight? Leave a note in the booking and someone waits with the keys and a bad joke.
Notes from the glovebox
“Booked at midnight, drove away at 7am. The guy drew a map to the beach
on the back of my receipt.”
— Marta, Faro
“The van swallowed an entire flat. Including the plant I refuse to
throw away.”
— Tiago, Porto
“No upsell, no 20-minute counter speech. I nearly cried.”
— Elena, Lisbon